my two cents... has anyone seen them they were on the floor a moment ago

Before we have any "hoonish" or irresponsible behaviour[or even one visitor], i would like to remind you that there will be no tolerating stupid spamming by people talking about stupid things that dont have to do with the website or the "organisation". For example dont let me find you writing things like how you fell on your ass while playing indoor soccer and now you can't sit on a chair properly as you think you might have caused a small rupture in your spinal column which has led to your brain releasing a slightly higher dosage of dopamine and endorphins to mask the pain. This has also led to impaired cognitive functions resulting in the destruction of our washing machine due to "innappropriate knob use"(theres a quote for my resume). So now i have an aching ass, impaired brain function so i cant study, and a washing machine that blows the circuits everytime its started and has a big whole blown out of it so it leaked all of the water inside all over the floor of the laundry. and then my sister ran in cause she had to emergency pee and slipped on the marble floor made extremely slippery by the mix of fabric softener and OMO concentrate. and so naturally i dive for the fire extinguisher afraid the mix of omo, softener and urea would cause a small explosion as is described in the myth describing a situation remarkably similiar to ours. but then rememeber the mythbusters busted the myth and so i smile reassured that i will not die from a freak urine related chemical explosion. and now as i try not to touch anything in fear of hurting others or myself, im giving love tips to a little lonely man who has yet to smell the sweet sweet petals of adolescent romanticism. heard that song by black eyed peas that goes "my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps"? does anyone think of cancerous growths in her mammorial glands. no?
so yeah no rambling.... or ill find ways of making you pay.

good night
SEB