HAHAHAHAHA F*CK YOU

you see that... I censored it using a *. oh the wonders of the *, a symbol of true mystery, obscurity and anonymity. With its six sprawled out limbs like the flea thats sucking away on my chinnychinchin. a flea who can... AAAAAAAAAANYWAY I just got back from a trial for a commi position at SHINE. i had no idea there was a position even called a commi, so when the boss went "Hey so you want to try out as a commi?" i went "nah im alright im a democrat" no wonder he looked at me awkwardly for a while before laughing "good one spunk". i got the info booklet 'shine staff guide- commi's ' and still didnt know what had just happened. Just had a sneaking suspicion some red army dude would jump out screaming and id have to calm him down by beating his face in with his leather bound copy of the manifesto, so i had a glass of wine to calm me down. by the way all shine staff are like half drunk.

anyway i got a tip to all of you people who have never worked a day in your life because you're spoiled little brats who have rich parents you buy you lego and slippers whenever the hell you ask for it.... SO to help you grow up so you can buy your own slippers, heres the tip. We all know any job you ever apply for they want experience. And even if you have experience in that field the job you WANT will require MORE experience(and a canoodle with the boss behind the bar*please oh please be a woman this time*) just apply for a job that is admittadly out of your league and when they ask "do you have experience?" you say yeah sure i got heaps. at the actual interview fess up and tell them you have heaps of experience for the job you actually could do. They will no doubt give you a trial and when they see how much easier life is with you around they cant resist hiring you. seems to have worked for me. I try and get a bartending position but instead im competing for a waitering position.

So what are we doing for new years. does anyone want to give me lots of money cause that would be nice? I like icecream im gonna go get icecream, we have rocky road ice cream, mmmmmmmm marshmallows, chocolate covered peanuts, raspberry jam, and chocolate ice cream all in one beautiful little tub of angelic life bringin goodness. thats my cue to leave,
Regards
sticky druelling person