Adventures to the City

Well I went to Box Hill Central and sat at one of the seats, this lady who was crippled in a chair went up to this girl next to me and asked her if she could write an sms but in a muffled voice....the girl couldn't understand her, so being the good samaritan that i am, i said that i'd write the sms....unfortunately her phone didn't work...like we tried calling her friend and smsing her....all because she wanted to invite her friend for a coffee...SO i had to use my mobile...and my credit!! After 20 mins we finally finished and went away.

I then meet Sharyl and we went down to the station and sat down ...there was this man who sat next to me and he had one of those Care Bear toys...like a small one and he started kissing it on the nose...i thought that was cute...and he started saying in a cute grandpa voice "hello, u know these toys....i got them from the " and now he started using his hands showing the motion of those machines with the toys...where u need to grab them.....and he had like 10 in his bag and he got them all from there...and he said that he was gonna donate them to the homeless shelter for the kids...he was adorable...he then started kissing the small bear and accidentally got the bears hair in his mouth and accidentally ripped some of the hair out and he say (to the bear) "oh, i'm sorry, are you ok" and starting kissing it again.....ok that sorry was abit boring BUT
when we got back from watching the cinemas....now this was the work rush and the train was packed...but sharyl and i got seats and right in front of me....facing me was this lady who was quite fat and really red faced...well anyways....we were on the right side of the train and on the left side there was this man and the lady said "hey matt, come to stalk me again, try to kill me again, go ahead" and started talking more and the man looked at her and sorta gave a greazzie....me and sharyl were like bastard...she seemed traumatised. well he left later and more people started rushing in and this guy who had those like huge ear phones and was in a suit came in.....and the lady said "ohhhhh.....the CIA hey....The CIA THE CIA" and we were like wtf....and the man looked at her and gave a greazzie and then omg.....she got like one of those scented sprays for the house ....to make it seem nice yeh and she sprayed it all over her face....like it was water or something...and she got some in her eye....but she didn't care....all the chemicals and stuff..!!??!! that's why her face was sooo red...and really disgusting...and she was talking really loudly everyone could tell she was crazy....and i couldn't help laughing....but secretly ...cos she was right in front of me...and oh the matt guy wasn't real she just made that up. anyways....she looked at me and she said "do you know matt?" and i didn't know wot she said so i said "pardon?" and she goes "do you know matt?" and i said "no" politely and she goes "good... so he can't stalk you too" and then it was Box Hill Station....and we got out as quickly as possible and i cracked up laughing straight after...
anyways....i probably didn't explain the story properly and u prob didn't understand...it's sooo hard writing it down...well it's something new u can read and comment about ur crazy encounters...
jen